eli clark

a survivor from identity v

has a very cute owl and is a bitch in single training

he’s still pretty cute though
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE GOING AGAINST ELI CLARK IN SINGLE TRAINING
by evelyn aka that bitch November 23, 2021
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Ryder Clark

When a RELT morphs into a LIGMA, to create some sort of neck bearded organism.
That freakish animal must be a Ryder Clark
by Yeti named Larry October 10, 2018
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Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)
I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough
by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019
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Oran Clarke

Oran Clarke is someone who likes a girl from Brighton whose first name starts with a and her last name starts with g
Oran Clarke is bent
by Killer noah May 21, 2021
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Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want
Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
EggyGo on my son
by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018
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Clarke-Kray

Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”
Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate
by ProfligatusPrime April 18, 2023
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elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy
I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now
by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 24, 2015
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