Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."

"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."

by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009

Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want

Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’

by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018

Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)

I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough

by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019

Anne Clark

An amazing, smart, funny girl that brightens every room when she walks in. A girl named Anne Clark always has ur back and you can count on her. Anne Clark is also super smart and she also looks out for her freinds. An Anne Clark is a big talker and loves to laugh. They are cute, loving, and one of the most amazing girls you could ever meet!!!

Did you see Anne Clark the other day ago??

Yeah I’m really lucky to be her friend

by Snowballlove0174 December 22, 2018

Nicole Clarke

Nicole Clarke is an official term for amazing, by this the government of Ireland mean that one must be loyal, nice, kind and of most amazing. Having all of these will make u an amazing person aka a Nicole Clarke.

Wow that girl over there is a Nicole Clarke

by -Wobert Fan Club January 2, 2021

Mrs. Clark

A fatass 7th grade teacher who is so stupid she makes her own problems her students problems aswell, not to mention that she is always moaning when she stands up or sits down or doing anything that requires one ounce of physical prowess. She also only favors up to 4 students out of a classroom of 30.

Mrs. Clark is a cow

by THEurbanmenace May 14, 2022

Ryder Clark

When a RELT morphs into a LIGMA, to create some sort of neck bearded organism.

That freakish animal must be a Ryder Clark

by Yeti named Larry October 9, 2018