Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

buttercup

a fat man

That guy over there is a buttercup.

by corridos vip.com November 16, 2016

buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

Buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and pretend to have something pleasant to offer some one..as to get it near or under there nose..or just throw it at there face.

This morning in the truck I gave john a buttercup from the back seat for stealing shotgun...I got it right up his nose

by Buttshitfuck July 13, 2018

buttercum

Viscus ejaculate of a male that had more than month to nut. Can be used as a butter substitute in many recipes.

-Do you want Buttercum with your pancakes, deary?

by sapounious September 19, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018