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Bruno

Bruno is an italian male name. This is a name for gay people with a quite big penis. They look good, and will always bag your friend! Becareful if your Friend talks to a Bruno!
I think he is a Bruno.
What a Bruno!
by MrSpinelli August 14, 2018
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Bruno

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno... but
It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
Thunder!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day... but anyway
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams (hey!)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
He told me my fish would die
The next day: dead! (No, no!)
He told me I'd grow a gut!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
by ILY😉😍 June 20, 2022
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bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
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Bruno

A man who we don’t talk about, and he also has visions
Mirabel: I got Bruno vision
Tia pepa: we don’t talk abt Bruno no no no. It was my wedding day 😒
by Divina <3 January 7, 2022
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Bruno Duenas

A Bruno Duenas is someone who is quite frankly humble and modest. End of discussion.
“Did you hear Bruno Duenas was up for meritorious promotion three times in the past month?”

::yeah he is just extremely humble and modest about it, you’ll never hear the guy brag about it.
by J’Ville Jolter November 19, 2021
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Bruno

Someone who fumbles in the dating world.
Girl: "Heyy, Bruno, wanna come up and have a drink?"
Bruno: "No."
by Dosomar January 2, 2024
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bruno

ayo i hear somethin in the walls
its bruno lul
by wolfyratfan March 22, 2022
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