Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.

I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli

by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019

Broccoli

Can’t leave the table until you finish it, goal becomes clear……broccoli must die

“The war between the anal probes and broccoli was a vicious one”

by Curtain eater June 19, 2021

steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 February 22, 2018

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 06, 2022

Purple Broccoli

butt stuff in an alley way with your boys

Lets purple broccoli that alley

by ryskit September 19, 2023