An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Bran; simply the best man on earth. He is responsible, reserved, and very well composed. He is very intellectual and often wonders into his own world. Once he opens up, Bran is quite humorous and a rascal. His fashion sense is great. He will always be there when you need him, and will always find a reason why you should laugh. He can withdraw sometimes and that's because he needs some space. Brandon, has a relaxed and unique way of viewing life and it's problems, making him the best guy to talk to when you go downhill.
by blu 🤍 August 7, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.