Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Mr BonQuiQui

Mr. BonQuiQui, pronounced Bon-Kwee-Kwee, is a figure of the term fancy. Mr. BonQuiQui is the richest, most elegant, most extravagant man you can ever comprehend. He wears an extravagant tuxedo with a nice, luxurious top hat; he wears a nice and sleek red tie; he wears a prestigious monocle and has the most elegant, luxurious, extravagant mustache you will ever see. This dude is miles, light years - hell, even universes above the likes of the Monopoly Man.

Johnson: Brooo, have you met Mr BonQuiQui? Y'know, the dude who runs the QuiQui Bloodline?

Alexander the Great Barter Man Dude Guy XV: Hells yeah homes, I saw bubs yesterday evening when I was going to my yacht.

by Papa Muey August 23, 2023

Balkan Banquet Hall Lady

A random lady of Balkan decent you see once a year at a banquet hall . They usual come up to you an say out of pocket things Wear's a dress with one to many sequins. Usually wears 5 inch heel's while dancing oro. Between the ages of 35 - 85 years old.

See that lady over there coming to talk to us she's a Balkan banquet hall lady.

by EmoOwls February 3, 2024

Welsh Banquet

Insubstantial unsatisfying snack.Derived from cheese on toast being called a Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit).

I was absolutely starving but all there was in the fridge was a piece of limp lettuce and half a stick of celery.So I was still hungry after consuming that Welsh Banquet.

by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

Away Bouquet

Something you say to people who perform extreme fumbles in reference to them having fumbled so bad that they will die and that these are the flowers you are giving them as a remembrance gift.

How did you miss that shot dude? That's it, I'm sending you your Away Bouquet.

by OogaBooga72 March 12, 2026

The Bouquet

Noun
A sexual situation involving multiple forms of penetration occurring simultaneously in the same place. Often referred to jokingly as “daisy chain’s unhinged cousin."

“They started with a daisy chain and somehow ended up with The Bouquet.”

by TurtleWrastler December 29, 2025