bologna bombing

the act of completely busting a gigantic nut all over a girl's face.

also referenced in catch-22

Person 1:did you hear about the bologna bombing at your house last night?
Person 2:No why?
Person 1: your sister's face got it good.

by catchmy22inches November 3, 2010

Dick bologna

Shishkabobbing bologna slices on your male genitalia (dick)

Doood i gave her some dick bologna last night and she took it all in her poop shoot

by Bungholeblaster68.5 September 7, 2016

mr. bologna

The nickname for a penis that surpasses 10 inches.

"When I whipped out mr. Bologna she whimpered in fear"

by Mr. Assblesser December 14, 2015

Road Bologna

PP meant to be displayed inside a vehicle, usually occurs during travel hence the name "Road". Very similar to Road Head or Road tug jobs. Basically any sexual act where the weiner is displayed while on the road gives it the name of "Road Bologna".

While headed to Brown Eye Village, Richard could not resist the need for Big Hassell's Road Bologna.

by Luther MacGruber March 23, 2008

cheesy bologna

What your D appears be be after removing it from a yeast infected vagina

I spread my cheesy bologna on your mom's face after intercourse.

by Kevman spiff April 18, 2010

bopping your bologna

Old-school prison slang for masturbating.

Greg, why are you always bopping your bologna when you should be studying for your final exams?

by Dr. Kalud December 13, 2009

Miller's Hot Bologna

A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.

While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.

I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.

by ASkookDaFuck March 31, 2009