An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 23, 2019
by Sean ‘Burger’ Smith July 27, 2021
by coldnesquick July 23, 2019
by coldnesquick July 23, 2019
A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.
Or
A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
Or
A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!
Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
by GunSlapsTech February 02, 2025
Noun: Someone that thinks they are the "be-all/end-all" of a particular topic or discussion. Particularly within the motorsports/racing fields.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
"That Larry..he sure knows a lot about transmissions....he's quite the blown fuel artist....."
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
by Poohbah540 July 28, 2013
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020