The act of closing ones eyes as tightly as possible while swirling around their "junk" ferociously immitating a helicopter. The trick is finding the surprise afterwards.
Lance Maynard is a lonely man that has to resort to a blind helicopter every night so he doesn't kill himself.
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Chris Brown's love and domestic blindness for Rhianna was so vast that it resulted in multiple hospital visits and a coulple of court hearings.
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