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Blinding Whities

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.
Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.
by halfpie December 5, 2019
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Blinded Black

Blinded Black was a six-piece post-hardcore band from St. Louis, Missouri. After forming in 1999, when the youngest member (Jake Rohlmann) was just twelve, the group self-released their debut album and began touring both locally and around the Midwest. After success on the internet with sites such as MySpace and Absolute Punk, the group signed with SideCho Records and began working with producer Marc McClusky. Their latest album, Under the Sunrise, was released February 27, 2007 on SideCho Records; following its release the band toured with LoveHateHero and Vanna.1 The band have just dropped out of the Artery Tour, which will still go on with the other bands originally on the tour through March, (A Skylit Drive and Dance Gavin Dance, as well as supporting bands Four Letter Lie, Oh, Sleeper, Before Their Eyes, Memphis May Fire, and The Hottness.)2

Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.
by Evan Peterss October 11, 2009
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Blind Pig

Illegal after hours gambling and drinking place in mid 1960's Detroit
The 1967 Detroit riot began after police tried to raid a blind pig.
by krazytee July 16, 2008
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booty blind

To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.
You can't trust her, you're booty blind!
by barrywixon August 12, 2006
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Blind unicorn

The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn
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Blind Patriot

One who supports a government or a country simply because they consider that government or country to be theres. One who supports this government's decisions without considering their implications. Blind patriots are angered easily by those who question authority.
Anyone who still supports George W. Bush is a blind patriot.
by Anti Patriot November 12, 2006
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domestic blindness

When your significant other's face intentionally ,or untentionally, runs into your fist and or hand resulting in bodily harm.
Chris Brown's love and domestic blindness for Rhianna was so vast that it resulted in multiple hospital visits and a coulple of court hearings.
by Truth Sue Sayer March 6, 2013
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