"Friends With Minor Benefits" denotes a relationship in which two friends participate in non-coital activities usually designated for more intimate relationships without the attached emotional bond.
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
Guy: I walked in on Bob and Mary in a heated makeout session earlier.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
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A healthy, fun sexual relationship between two people......
Until one falls for the other, The friendship blows to
pieces. And those two people find themselves worse off than
they were before.
Until one falls for the other, The friendship blows to
pieces. And those two people find themselves worse off than
they were before.
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"We fucked, but we didn't date. It was just a friends with benefits type thing, don't worry about it."
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