Give your bf a BJ day

March 24th is officially known as give your bf a BJ day, if you don't give him a BJ until completion then you don't get head from him for a month.

"Babe, unzip your trousers, today is give your bf a BJ day"

by Not_Owwn March 24, 2023

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National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 13, 2023

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the perfect bf

his names joseph and he’s the most cutest, nicest, sweetest, caring, smartest boy in the whole entire world and even tho he might not think it he’s the perfect bf.

Friends: joseph is farr from perfect

Me: no ur wrong in my eyes he will always be perfect
The definition of the perfect bf is my bf joseph the most perfect boy in the world, my monkey

by daggerdicc14 July 21, 2023

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the coolest person ever hes so cool you could see his face and think "wow, that guys cool as frick" hes so cooooool and nice and cool and did i mention nice? yea uhhh he is the best person in my life hes sooo coooooool and niiiiice and i love him because i AM clo. <3

clo's bf is my favorite person ever

by cloisasandwich September 18, 2023

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mia’s bf

A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.

mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”

mia’s bf- “as you wish”

mia- “bf would you rub my feet”

mia’s bf- “as you wish”

by carrotmuncher123 October 11, 2023

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