French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009

good old fashion beating

to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza

That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck

by Jim Pigeon August 3, 2007

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009