Bettersed

To delete your comment on a Facebook post or picture to create the illusion that people are talking to themselves.

"darn- I've been bettersed!"

by freelang October 14, 2012

local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

Chasing Beavers

1. To hang out with a significant other in a platonic way. As in, hang out in nature rather than fuck eachother's brains out. Normally used as a code-word between partners, as this is usually a dishonorable act.

2. Being determined to find intercourse immediately. Usually a term used by males. (Beaver being slang for large manifestation of pubic hair)

Dude never slows down, he's always chasing beavers!

by hellbound45 June 11, 2011

Buzzer beater

The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.

Moses: "BJ week starts today my girls on her period."
Jim: "Did you at least get laid recently?"
Moses: "Hell yea had a sweet buzzer beater last night #KOBE"

by UkraineTrain69 October 10, 2016

boy beater

another term for 'wife beater', more relevant to the gay community. an a-shirt. a tight, ribbed, white, sleeveless tank-top.

All Shawn ever wears is jeans and a boy beater. He needs to work on his wardrobe.

by bfrd2 February 24, 2006

Beater bar

A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.

The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.

by Floydtibbs February 8, 2010

wife beater

a person who beats on or abuses their wife/girlfriend. A person with no respect for women. An emotional mental physical abuser of females.

Vitale beat the living shit out of his wife, his mother and his grandma. Wife Beater.

by slaro September 18, 2007