You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
Get the Spunked Yourself mug.When someone invites them self into your home/apt. The origin of this phrase is someone that is unvited barging into your place, but it can also be used for a planned visit.
“We had plans to meet 11pm, but 10:15pm rolls around and I find my friend sitting in my living room uninvited”
“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”
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“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”
“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”
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“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”
by Rivercest April 20, 2018
Get the Shaina yourself in mug.Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
Example 1:
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
by Sirbantsalot December 9, 2012
Get the Taylaaring yourself mug.Julia: "Hey Daniel i'm so good at reading people!"
Daniel: "Jeeeeessss Julia, stop flying on yourself!"
Daniel: "Jeeeeessss Julia, stop flying on yourself!"
by zautner August 29, 2012
Get the flying on yourself mug.by KinderV September 3, 2022
Get the beside yourself mug.To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Mike: What happened!?
John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that
Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!
John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that
Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!
by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021
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