May 7

This the day the most sexiest and most loyal person was born
Friend: Todays chris birthday may 7

Girl: no wonder he sooo finee
by Lxinex October 16, 2019
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May 2nd

May 2nd is officially slap a bitch day. Walk up to a dumb bitch and slap the fuck out there ugly ass.
Hey Eric it’s May 2nd aka. Slap a bitch day, get yo ugly ass over here!.”
by User4444 May 02, 2019
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May 15

May 15 is normal... But not for me it is my b day, or as I call it NATIONAL CUPCAKE DAY. So remember to have a cupcake and a blast on May 15 bye!
May 15= get a cupcake and have a party.
by Black_Wolf378 October 30, 2019
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May 4

People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, beautiful, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a girl born on this day, never let her go she will make you feel like the most special man on earth and love you forever. Be careful with her because she will fall in love fast, and when she does she expects it to last forever. I you do break up with her keep in mind that she will still like you and try to get you back. She may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But she is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to her.
Guy: OMG she’s hot! 🥵

Other guy: Yea she is, she must have been born on may 4!
Guy: Your totally right
by Clementine_69_(*_*) December 14, 2019
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May 8th

person: “what’s todays date?”
me: “the coolest persons birthday, May 8th!”
by emobutinagerardway November 25, 2021
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john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP
"John May died for our sins"
by #POLICJA October 05, 2017
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May 19

On this day you have to listen to whatever you’re girlfriend tells you, boys don’t be boring make her feel special in this day. Plus girls born on this day are the most loyalest you’ll ever meet.
Girl: baby can you get me some chocolates please?
Boy: Sure baby, but why?
Girl: it’s May 19 :)
by into_the_UNKNOWN November 18, 2020
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