Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
Example 1:
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
by Sirbantsalot December 9, 2012
Get the Taylaaring yourselfmug. When someone invites them self into your home/apt. The origin of this phrase is someone that is unvited barging into your place, but it can also be used for a planned visit.
“We had plans to meet 11pm, but 10:15pm rolls around and I find my friend sitting in my living room uninvited”
“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”
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“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”
“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”
— — —
“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”
by Rivercest April 20, 2018
Get the Shaina yourself inmug. by Lor777 April 12, 2014
Get the getting yourself at itmug. by KinderV September 3, 2022
Get the beside yourselfmug. A project with UNICEF and worldwide known kpop group BTS. They lroduced the album-series LOVE YOURSELF to help people love themselfes. Their layest albums' name in LOVE YOURSELF: ANSWER.
ME: Oh, is that the signature of the latest BTS album, "LOVE YOURSELF: TEAR" on your t-shirt?
HER: Yeah, I love them, you can buy this online!💜
HER: Yeah, I love them, you can buy this online!💜
by Asialover2000 January 16, 2019
Get the Love yourselfmug. by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021
Get the Shatting yourselfmug. When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh
by Itslittymyg January 14, 2019
Get the glock yourselfmug.