Brent

Smart, funny, handsome. Usually keeps a small group of respectable friends. Someone who has a great career and a beautiful woman/women who adore him.

No one is as cool as Brent. How did Brent get so lucky.

by Boom21 January 26, 2017

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012

brent salad

a salad consisting solely of ranch dressing and croutons

oh look!, brent just made another one of his classic brent salads.

by mikeyboyo April 30, 2006

Brent Watson

An absolute fat cunt who can usually be found wearing jeans, Jordan’s, a flat cap with a sticker still on and an adidas originals shirt at his sons Saturday morning cricket game. Brent is known for his vast collection of Jordan’s and often makes his sons, Josh and Brodie, clean the soles as a punishment. Not only is he known for his shoe fetish but also his great parenting as he forces his children to sleep at sun down. It is also notable to mention his intimidative use of slang that has been passed down upon his sons. For instance: the ‘one-two mayweather’, and ‘I’ll test your chin’ or ‘Fuck up bro’. These aggressive statements have been known to be the centrepiece in his sons ruthless rise to fame at high school.

“Fuck Shunna did u see Brent Watson at the 14th 11 cricket game this weekend. He was rockin an absolutely fresh pair of OVO Jordan 1’s.”

by Lord Diesel May 27, 2019

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

abigail barnett

abigail barnett is the best girlfriend you could ever have she is loving nice loyal and a good friend to have around if you find a girl by the name of abigail barnett don't loose her if you do that will be your biggest mistake abbie is the most beautiful amazing woman u will ever meet

( this goes out to my girlfriend abbie )-I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH

p1 i love abbie
p2 ikr she is so beautiful
abbies mom -abigail barnett get back here right now

by Nathan greene May 19, 2020

Brenton

He is an amazing person who will go above and beyond to make you happy . He is extremely charming . He strives to make you laugh . To other he seems like an asshole but really he has a heart of gold . He loves to make you laugh but also can make you cry with his word choice alone . He likes the country way more than the city . Also he is overprotective of his love ones . In bed he is a BEAST ,and will make tap out . He also has a really big penis . Last but not least , he will beat your ass.

Wow that’s a Brenton moment

by Tallywacker123 November 27, 2018