facebook bandit

someone who hangs out on facebook and throws in their 2 cents in everyone's wall posts.

look at that facebook bandit, he just commented on my post again.

by mr chi July 6, 2009

anal bandit

someone who goes around stealing people's anal verginity

Buddy is such an anal bandit

by robbie berends September 20, 2006

Ballsack Bandit

A person who flashes their ballsack to random people and runs away.

Hey, did you just see Vince?
Huh?
The guy who just flashed his ballsack to that girl.
Oh, that Ballsack Bandit.

by usainbolt3463 June 3, 2011

beltway bandit

An unnecessary consultant, espcially one hired at government expense.

Though Ken isn't ashamed of his job as a certificate paper consultant for the government, his friends acknowledge behind his back that he's just a beltway bandit.

by SDHO June 19, 2008

skeet skeet bandit

A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.

-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.

by sensimillia October 9, 2008

booty bandit

a well known prison rapist usually known by his in-mates.

Frederick Royster JR.
George W. Bush JR.

by I. Ben Buttraped of the U.S Government July 9, 2003

backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005