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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Broccoli

Crazy dude, live life to the fullest, probably called burt and the best guy in ur friendship group
Dude burt was such a broccoli
by Bigjohn12 September 22, 2020
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Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree
fgfhffadmklfgh broccoli
by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024
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Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
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Broccoli Stick

Hey Bob! Do you fancy making Bim a broccoli stick?
by TommyBim March 31, 2025
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Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.
Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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