betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

bet wet

Fasho fasho ; ok ; definitely

1:Hey can you bring the bottles to the party?
2:Bet wet!

by Qreshawn May 13, 2018

Joke bet

When job pryde makes a bet with you and he loses the bet, it's automatically considered a joke bet.

Job lost a bet to danny and tony about Cubs tickets but since he had to pay, it was considered a joke bet

by Dannt May 4, 2018

Madden Bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 19, 2022

Bet The Adam

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.

Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.

by ace4431 January 17, 2013

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

sweat bet

A gamble that makes one uneasy because of the odds on winning.

I placed a sweat bet on the underdogs. I wonder if they will actually win for me.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019