The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.
Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
by briman007 May 06, 2010
Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.
Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...
by Redparrot5 March 27, 2005
by Jordan + messi = Goat March 25, 2021
Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
by Hohoclintondix January 25, 2019
1. The exact art and science of playing basketball in a dirty situation such as a dusty/muddy dirt field.
2. Oral/anal sex
2. Oral/anal sex
Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!
by Pearson dude May 01, 2006
Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 09, 2004
Basket ball taken to the extreme, sort of a mixture of Rugbee and football and basketball, anything goes.
by Frankie Diaz January 11, 2007