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urban athlete

A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.
Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.

P1: Whats that?

P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.
by JacobBeau99 March 15, 2022
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athlete passport

an individual electronic record of a professional athlete that contains biological markers of doping and results from doping tests. The record is often used in anti-doping measures by analyzing the variations over a period of time from the athlete’s established levels rather than by actually testing for the presence of illegal substances in the urine or blood. Also called biological passport.
The sports council is preparing a list of athlete passports.
by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011
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Veve Athlete

A Veve digital collectible app user who has reached a minimum of 50 collectibles, 100 comics, 10 sets and 1000 followers.
A friend of mine is having a party for finally reaching the Veve Athlete status!
by Veve Indian August 17, 2022
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Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
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LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.
The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.
by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020
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Athletes brain

When you never give up and constantly push harder in training.
Guy 1: Usain Bolts a badass, how is he so fast?
Guy 2: It’s that athletes brain bruh
by Cox Connections May 1, 2020
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Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
by Striz January 20, 2009
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