Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!

"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"

by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020

thousand per mille

1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.

<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille

by eganist July 16, 2020

per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020

Per Copita

The ratio of police(cops) in relation to the overall number of people in a particular population.

Per Copita, this festival has way too many Police.

by TBohnanza September 12, 2020

Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.

The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022

Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022