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imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
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Andy Apocalypse

The crazy front man of the very popular and awesome punk band "Stormtrooper" from San Francisco California.
John Q: Holy shit! Did you see Andy Apocalypse bite the head off a chicken last night?

Joe P: Eh, it's been done.
by Jason Halo May 3, 2008
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Apache Warrior

The process of finger, banging, a girl on her period, and then wipe the blood, on her face in two hoirzontal stripes in an apache warrior style
dude i finger banged suzy rottencrotch, and she was on her period so i apache warrior her
by Richard Greere April 2, 2011
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Apocalypse

1) Something that brings the end of the world, however you believe it will come.

2) For those in the Supernatural Fandom, it's the part that we all miss about the show
1) Human 1: Dude! The apocalypse was supposed to happen years ago and I'm alive!
Human 2: No shit Sherlock that end of the world crap is bull.

2) FANGIRL 1: Ya know, I really miss the apocalypse. Everything was so simple back when Sam and Dean and Cas were trying to stop the end of the world
FANGIRL 2: I know right, and we had Lucifer. He was pretty chill. But they kinda forgot Adam soo........
by Acklesforlife November 13, 2014
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Demon Apocalypse

The Demon Apocalypse is the event that will occur after the Zombie Apocalypse. In case you were wondering, the Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell is when zombies will take over. The Demon Apocalypse is when all Hell will break through into our world (literally). What humans are left alive will have to go through this.

Here is a time line... 2012: The beginning of the end of the world. 2013: Zombie Apocalypse. 2016: Demon Apocalypse.
I'm not sure how I will survive during the Demon Apocalypse! How do you kill a demon??
by governtheday92609 January 5, 2011
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Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
by The AWPerator April 22, 2011
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Apache Attack Helicopter

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
by THE TRUE MEME LORD June 1, 2018
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