abercrombie zero

A really skinny person (usually a girl) who is a teen or in their 20's. The term is used to describe someone who can fit into a size 0 pair of jeans made by Abercrombie because the Abercrombie size zero jeans are tiny.

Jealous Girl #1: Ugh look at Becky she is soooo skinny! I wish I looked like her!
Jealous Girl #2: I know! She must be an abercrombie zero!

by abercrombie8 June 17, 2008

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Abercrombie

a secluded place in scotland that hardly anybodies heard of

hey lets go to abercrombie

by strawb April 23, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch

An overpriced clothing store that markets to young teens and college kids. Most of the clothes are pre wrinkled and torn. For some reason, nothing ever fits right because the store only wants people who are really buff(guys) or twig-like(girls) to wear their clothes. There is often a giant blown up picture of a male model who is not wearing any Abercrombie & Fitch clothes or any clothes at all. The store is so expensive that it even makes me feel bad when my dad buys me something from there.

Guy 1: "Do you like my new Abercrombie & Fitch jeans"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, but they're so torn!"
Guy 1: "I know!, I payed $200 for them."
Guy 2: "Awesome, wanna makeout?"
Guy 1: "Sure!"

by abercrombie sucks August 1, 2008

abercrombiance

What it's like to be in an Abercrombie & Fitch store.

When you're in a dimly lit room that's blasting house and trance music and people yell "Hey what's goin' on?" at you. That's abercrombiance.

by bennana443 April 3, 2009

Alberts

A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.

Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"

by ThatOneGirlYouDon'tRealize November 1, 2010

Albertsons

A once respected grocery store chain started by a humble man, beloved and respected by his community for his fair business policies.
New stores were constructed only after the money to pay for them was earned, and "Better" was valued above "Bigger."

Now a bloated shell of its former being, taking on debt faster than the Titanic took on water, and helmed by an ego and no longer a man. "Bigger at any cost" valued over "Better," and their prices prove it.

"Oh my God Larry, have you seen Albertsons stock since the merger?"
"Hell yes Bob, it went down faster than an ugly actress at a casting call."

by Johnson says it all. (Close enough) June 9, 2005