Mother Ass F

It's like saying, "Fuck Me", but usually referring to a fucked up situation and not yourself, even if you screwed up.

Trying to open a jar of peppers. You banged the lid with the back of a knife, ran it under hot water and yet nothing gets it open. Out of anger and wanting to throw the jar across the room, one exclaims, "Mother Ass F, this is one fucking hard jar to open!"

by Oahn August 13, 2010

Mother Ass Fuck

When your mother has enough and puts on a strap-on

Oh god dont give me a mother ass fuck

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.

Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!

by Jeff Vogelsong October 6, 2016

Ass Pic Month

A month where you can ask anyone for an ass pic and they have to send it guy or girl In the month of november

Just say "send an ass pic or booty pic" and they have to do it "Bro did you hear it's Ass Pic Month" "what's that" "it means you can ask anyone for an ass pic in November and they have to send it"

by PokemonMaster227 October 10, 2019

National Ass-grab Month

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.

“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
“Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*

by Mullet__Man April 20, 2019

Mother Ass

A cuss word in whereby you call them a bum but using their mums bum.

You use it when you’re angry or annoyed

Someone overtakes you and you roll down your window and go “you mother ass”

Someone has annoyed you and you wanna swear you say: “mother ass”

by sxoxo01 February 8, 2024

ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

by Ass God February 3, 2018