One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

Pineapple Among Us

Usually used to refer to highly illegal activities such as, Cooking drugs, Cheating, Theft, Murder etc

Player 1: PINEAPPLE AMONG US!
Player 2: OK IM COMING TO HELP!

by Adam D Fan April 16, 2021

Among Us

A game were even Patrick Star can become a hardcore Detective

Red: blue I got a question!

Blue: What!

Red: What is 2+2?

Blue: IDK!

Red: Skip voting.

2 and 1/2 minutes later...

Blue: Yo Red acting SuS.

Red: How?

Blue: IDK you acting kinda SuS.

"Literally everyone votes Red"
"Red was not the imposter"

Blue: Still kinda SuS to me.

Everyone: Yea same!

Red: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

"10 seconds later"

Blue: I saw Green vent!

Green: yes I am the Vent repair Guy!

Blue and everybody except Red: Understandable have a nice day!

Red: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS GREEN IS THE IMPOSTER!!!

Green: Allways has been! (🔴💥🔫📗)

Everyone: Red still SuS!

"There are many idiots among us"

by anonymous October 7, 2020

among us porn

Porn for Among Us.
b r u h

-NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF AN ASTRONAUT AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE TO LIKE IT!
-haha among us porn go brrrrrrrrrrr

by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 26, 2021

among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

Almondroca

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.

Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca

by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

Among us syndrome

Seeing among us characters and objects everywhere in your daily life. And you hear people saying is SUS 20 times followed by DING DING DING DING DING DING DING *Inhales* DING DING DING

Dude you gotta help me I see among us everywhere I think I have Among us syndrome

by LuckyMcGee2006 July 26, 2021