by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023
“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022
by NaughtyCrownie February 18, 2012
I gave that bitch an alaskan jesus
by Fuckboi98 April 25, 2016
the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza
by NaCL Words September 16, 2021
When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.
by Alotaguts July 10, 2009
When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.
Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.
by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009