by Hankenstein March 9, 2023

Nerd: Did you know that an airplane is the safest mode of public transportation?
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
by Fired Oreos December 28, 2018

An overlooked feature with many benefits that most phone users don't expect, from saving battery and data plan to prevent exposure to harmful cellular radiation.
Whenever I'm on a long flight, I always switch to airplane mode; it's a game-changer for my battery life!
by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

by Fritos+CheetosShlayerGirlie December 3, 2023

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016

Airplane go neeeaarrerrerreeeeeeer
.....:pppppssshsh!
.....:pppppssshsh!
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K March 11, 2019
