Accidental Gains

When two or more bros are in a testosterone-fueled activity, much like accidental anal, and unintentionally end up having an extremely satisfying and fulfilling workout.

Bro, you got some mad accidental gains from that dutch rudder you gave me yesterday.

by Needle Jockey June 10, 2017

accidental trip to rio

when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.

I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!

by thehypermom June 12, 2017

Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Accidentally Torres'd

When you unintentionally make something sound like it was said by Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown.

Person 1: Wow, I accidentally Torres'd that English speech yesterday, do you think anyone noticed?
Person 2: Nah, barely anyone here is cultured enough to know about Ace combat 7.
Person 1: Yeah, you're probably right.

by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021