Thor

The god of lesbian

Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)

*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*

by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021

Thor

Chris hemsworth with a hammer

Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do

by TheGoldenGame October 7, 2020

Thor

A fat nigga who's very funny yet gets third wheeled often

"Damn he smoochin while that nigga watchin! That dude must be a Thor!"

by Thors bich January 14, 2019

The Thor

When a girl/boy dresses up as the Greek god Thor and proceeds to sit on a hammer

Oh my god, this girl sent me a video of hare doing “The Thor” last night it was awesome.

by Beboop123 June 23, 2020

Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.

Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?

by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021