sir benjjjamín

classiest frog on this planet

person: hello benjjjamín🙏
sir benjjjamín: blep🤞😜
person: i agree
sir benjjjamín: blep blep🙏🙏🙏😹😹

by spidermanstwinbrother July 26, 2022

Sir E'coup

N. A Latvi-an. Usually very fond of delivery personnel or public vehicle musicians and establishes mutual trust and friendship with them. A BFF of Sir Pile Up. An expert judge on bunions.

Sir E'coup shrieks at the sight of bunions and called his BFF exclaiming "Uy puta pare ano yan?!"

by Deckard Cain 2.0 March 1, 2023

sir tomoth

Someone who loves cock

Friend one: "how was the party "
Friend two : "amazing , bumped into a Sir Tomoth"

by qlpllqlp July 12, 2020

sir richard

most annoying person in the fucking world

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

Sir Douchbag

Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.

That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.

by mgasol September 27, 2020

Mr. Sir

Mr Sir is the head counsellor at Camp Green Lake, and the secondary antagonist of Holes.

Yes, Mr. Sir

by Handsomesquidward#1098 November 23, 2021