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munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.
by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023
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Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.
1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.
by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022
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Victory Munch

A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.
*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*

Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC

Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!

*Ryan runs away crying*

Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.

*whips out test showing 98%*

Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.

*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*
by SemenDemon24 March 24, 2019
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pre-munch

Pre-munch is essentially food that has already been munched but accidently leftover from a previous person, is then munched again by another person.

Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Greg was eating a carrot while drunk, left some dangling of a pre-munched carrot. Jenna then proceeded to grab that carrot for a bite only to find the pre-munch crumbling to bits before taking a bite. "Dude, I just totally ate your pre-munched carrot..."
by CR Representitive April 14, 2012
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Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.
Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.
by Dort32 December 8, 2010
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whore munch

One who is a nay sayer, does not agree with common opinion, or the action of munching on whores
by Mike Gilbertson February 21, 2008
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Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)
by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010
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