trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

weenie trousers

they are the kool way to of saying underwear

oh kate i luv ur weenie trousers today .

by miraizkool November 17, 2017

trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection

"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."

by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

trouser gouda

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019