the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess
by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021

Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi
Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi
Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them
by Jonathan_mother September 27, 2022

If you have the name Theo that means your are a sexy and beautiful man with a massive Penis that people compare it to Big Ben. Theo also means God in Greek so people refer to you as The God with the Big Dick.
by You ones truley Big Cock November 23, 2021

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.
by kidekii April 13, 2024

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.
by Yermum123 May 7, 2018

by designtheos November 25, 2021

oh hi theo how are you? im not good theo I wasnt feeling good theo but right now im doing a presentation and failing very bad im kidding cause the teacher is probobally watching us ok "Theo"
by not_____tyler February 25, 2020
