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theo

the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess
"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"
by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021
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Theo

Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi

Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them
Q: Hey Theo how’s your boyfriend
Theo: I’ve gotta girlfriend you Karen
by Jonathan_mother September 27, 2022
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Theo

If you have the name Theo that means your are a sexy and beautiful man with a massive Penis that people compare it to Big Ben. Theo also means God in Greek so people refer to you as The God with the Big Dick.
My friend wants a Theo sized Penis.
by You ones truley Big Cock November 23, 2021
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Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.
I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?
by kidekii April 13, 2024
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theo's bicep

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.
OMD i literally just creamed my self, he had such a theo's bicep.
by Yermum123 May 7, 2018
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Theos

Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.
I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.
by designtheos November 25, 2021
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Theo

known for having no pp and not being a guy
oh hi theo how are you? im not good theo I wasnt feeling good theo but right now im doing a presentation and failing very bad im kidding cause the teacher is probobally watching us ok "Theo"
by not_____tyler February 25, 2020
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