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Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures
Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?
by Kate waters May 2, 2020
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
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Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
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poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
by strangewalrus November 22, 2011
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poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012
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Poptart

A snack that makes you horny asf
Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019
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A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice
by Voltico October 5, 2023
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