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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
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Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
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poptart

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020
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poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
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Poptart

“Yo homeboy get me some poptarts.”
by BAnd20 April 10, 2021
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Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
That guy is such a poptart, stay away!
by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017
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poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.
by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013
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