Maryland

A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...

Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.

People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.

People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.

Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.

People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.

People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.

by Murylandhon May 09, 2022

Maryland

A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.

I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.

by StormBread September 24, 2021

Maryland

The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.

Maryland is the Old Line State.

by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022

Maryland

The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.

Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.

by michaelthegreat December 17, 2018

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 02, 2024

accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!

my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!

by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017

Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022