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louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
by i318legion June 17, 2016
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louisiana bayou

A rare infection of the skin similar to the more widely known Necrotizing Fasciitis (Flesh-Eating Bacteria), differing mainly by the source or cause of the infection. The bacterial spread begins through the upper layers of skin tissue, proceeding to the deeper layers of the skin tissue within a culturing period of roughly 3 to 6 days. The infection is caused by direct contact with a liquid containing the live bacteria, the most common infection scenario is the accidental act of stepping into a puddle of various bodily fluids found to excrete from a typical hobo person(s). This can vary from vomit, feces, semen, etc (Often a combination of several aforementioned bodily fluids)
Walking down an alley last night Chris caught a wicked case of louisiana bayou.
by Hex-aye-techs April 8, 2015
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louisiana taco

when a guy shits in a girls pussy then eats her out.
guy 1: i gave that bitch a louisiana taco last night.
guy 2: i know you gotta little left on your mustache.
by Billy Bones91 October 8, 2007
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Louisiana hanging

The act of nailing a guys penis to a high wall and watching him hang there.
Nicho- Dude, this man raped my sis yesterday.

Austin- noway!! What did u do?

Nicho- I gave him a Louisiana hanging.

Austin- he had it coming!
by Doworkallday May 5, 2010
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harvey, louisiana

The next Detroit. So trashy it has 2 Walmarts.
Thought I was on 8 mile but realized it was Harvey, Louisiana.
by Lost Creole May 21, 2018
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Louisiana Bullfrog

When a guy with anal warts takes a dump on a chicks vagina.
A stranger just gave me a louisiana bullfrog, and now I i have to go to the doctors every week.
by Grabyfacejack August 24, 2008
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Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.
Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.
by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013
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