ass grape

a small turd; alternately a hemroid

I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.

by Bad Billy November 26, 2003

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

Grape Picker

A beaner; A Mexican; equivalent of calling a Black person a cotton picker but towards a Mexican

Demarcus: Yo
Adrian: Wassup nigga
Demarcus: Don’t call me nigga you grape picker
Adrian: Sorry cotton picker

Both: hahaha

by Abrahams Mom November 3, 2020

Grape Ricky

When one's nuts are sucked so hard that blood rises to the skin and causes a purple bruise to form.

Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"

by Zafod Boombox July 24, 2015

grape slicer

A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.

Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend

by Rey Ping June 18, 2011

Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

grape 2000

A common password black people use

I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000

by bigdong06 January 6, 2015