backwoods gobbler

Getting a blow job while hunting

I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday

by grady17 December 22, 2016

Head gobbler

Head gobbler is another definition of giving head

DAMM,she a good head gobbler

by Wolfboiii July 24, 2016

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

Kentucky Gobbler

A move where you stick your testacles in between the back of your legs, as it looks like a gobbler on a turkey

Dave- I had Rachel tickle my Kentucky Gobbler

by Lil Dicky Boy October 25, 2018

gash-gobbler

Yet another name for a lesbian. So-named for the lesbian predilection for gobbling each other's gashes.

That nightclub is a branch of the Lesbyterian Church and you'll find plenty of gash-gobblers there!

by GAZZA_L November 20, 2016

Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.

I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.

by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011

Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022