Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.
I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis
by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 17, 2019
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The Glenn

Ordering pizza combinations that make no sense and end up costing more anyway. IE ordering two pizzas, 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 cheese rather than one of each.
Hey man, did you order pizzas for tonight? Yea! I got The Glenn! Two half and half!
by Partyfire July 25, 2024
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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
by Arealassbtc December 06, 2022
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Glenne and Debra

Having sex In a half bathroom of a new house during New Years Eve. Usually implies hanging on an above counter sink made of bilivian granite.
They Glenne and Debra at midnight to celebrate the new year
by Sswise January 01, 2018
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Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.
Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net
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Glenn Net

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net
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Glenn-Rune

Does that guy wanna play with us?
No, he's Glenn-Rune
by Høy Energi June 07, 2017
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