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Beth

Beth is the best! She is friends with everyone. You should definitely be friends with Beth.
I love Beth!
by Fofinha February 8, 2020
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Laura Beth

a beautiful girl who is really kind and funny but also great to be in a relationship with. she has a great smile and is athletic. if you ever date a Laura Beth then you're in luck.
by coolkid99292910 November 24, 2021
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beth hibbard

a ginger whos obsessed with taylor swift , a gorg little munchkin who doesnt shut up about harry styles and how 'attractive' he is . shes obsessed withh timothee chalamet and his ex (slaeg) also has a love for clairo in a non wierd way
did u see beth hibbards instagram story? what a freK
by rub2trappy November 22, 2021
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Beth Cornelius

A Beth Cornelius is the description and term for when one takes a bowel movement that is so foul smelling and malodorous it strongly bothers the person that took the bowel movement.
This morning I took a Beth Cornelius that had me running out of my bathroom due to the pungent odor.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 4, 2025
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Beth

A Beth is a daughter of a religious leader who is very bad at driving. She is often dropped on her head and has the dents to prove it. She is incredibly short and is often in denial of her 5'0 nature which may explain why she's so bad at driving.
That driver there looks kinda like a beth to me...AHHHHH SHE RAN ME OVER
by Giddy Goat September 13, 2022
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beth

a wonderful girl who is amazing in every way, ever possible. the most caring, selfless person who has the kindest and purest heart ever. she will always be appreciated and loved. always. someone hopes to make up for the love that has been lost throughout the years, and hopes to spend many more years with her. <3
damn, beth's girlfriend is hella lucky to have caught her
by eliza.<3 January 30, 2022
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Beth

One of a kind. A Beth is a rare and unique kind of woman. Beth’s have an innate ability to blend “the girl next door” with “the sex goddess in bed”. Beth’s are as steady and sweet as they are sexy and sensuous. If you want your mind and body to be blown, seek out the attention of a Beth.

Their adorable ways/amorous lays aside, Beth’s have a wicked sense of humor that borders on inappropriate; however, even in an office setting, Beth’s get away with their cutting observations and sarcastic musings. Simply because they are so damn lovable.

Though delightful inside and out, Beth’s are inordinately kind , humble, and selfless. They will go out of their way to speak out against small and big injustices, and standup for what they believe in. A loyal and fierce friend, Beth’s are known to be fearless in their protection of those they love most.

Beth’s are honest. To a fault. And will speak their mind regardless of the consequences. Beth’s are crazy smart, but lead with self-deprecating banter to detract from their intelligence.

Common Trait: Beth’s are dog owners. They treat their four-legged companions like family and do not trust people who are leery or weary of dogs. Woof!

If you’re not a Beth…more’s the pity. But we can’t all be epic.
I want to be best friends with Beth AND take her to bed. Is that too much to ask?

Can you want to marry a girl and fantasize about her as if she were a porn star? Yes. She’s obviously a Beth.
by Mountain Lover November 23, 2021
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