Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.

Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!

by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021

Trifecta

A woman who has nice boobs, ass, and pretty face.

She's the trifecta.

by RoundenBrown November 2, 2021

Kgb trifecta

(John) Kerry, (Al) Gore and Bill (Gates) known by their combines acronyms.

The kgb trifecta is a bunch of stupid political activists.

by Sexydimma February 29, 2024

Trifecta

When someone has done all three in the holy trinity in one night: cocaine, weed and alcohol

Yo I’m so fucked up I hit the trifecta

by puthydethtroyr March 25, 2022

Trifecta

Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.

Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didn’t puke also, you would have had the trifecta!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

toyota trifecta

Used to describe a defective product or item of poor value. Etymology-originally used to describe three recall notices on one vehicle.

"Honey, why did you buy that! It's another toyota trifecta that'll end up in the trash."

by Wnrdog May 16, 2010

JeffCo trifecta

The JeffCo Trifecta is when you take a shot of meth, Kirkland’s Vodka, and a chicken sammy.

So after work I did a JeffCo Trifecta and played some Xbox.

by The_Jeffcobandit May 1, 2024