The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.
Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!
by briman007 May 6, 2010
Get the black basketballmug. Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.
Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...
by Redparrot5 March 26, 2005
Get the basketball junkiemug. by Jordan + messi = Goat March 25, 2021
Get the GOAT of Basketballmug. Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
by Hohoclintondix January 24, 2019
Get the Basketball playermug. Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
Get the play basketballmug. 1. The exact art and science of playing basketball in a dirty situation such as a dusty/muddy dirt field.
2. Oral/anal sex
2. Oral/anal sex
Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!
by Pearson dude May 11, 2006
Get the Dirty Basketballmug. Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.
Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016
Get the basketball bummug.