When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.
"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."
by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018

Did you see that Wayne lung play ball? he sucks!
I saw that guy stick his Wayne lung in the coach..right in the dugout!
I saw that guy stick his Wayne lung in the coach..right in the dugout!
by Xxxsmash21xxX June 5, 2016

Amazon lung is suffered by Amazon warehouse employees who inhale cardboard dust floating freely throughout company fulfillment centers. Some of the most common symptoms include shortness of breath, decreased exercise tolerance, chronic cough, coughing up phlegm and inability to breathe lying flat.
by HyperShred July 15, 2019

by mmv August 13, 2019

*Wakes up*
"You wanna hit this bong really quick?"
"Nah man, Lungs not awake. I don't wanna die coughing."
"Whatever dude."
"You wanna hit this bong really quick?"
"Nah man, Lungs not awake. I don't wanna die coughing."
"Whatever dude."
by Metalikz May 12, 2021

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.
by Mark Shackelford August 1, 2007

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016
