A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.
“Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”
“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”
“love you hun”
“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”
“love you hun”
by Old Captain Handle May 26, 2019
Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456
G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.
P1: 2 birds 1 stone.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.
P1: 2 birds 1 stone.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
A game where a group of guys each get a cup and fill it with ice cream, preferably chocolate. Then while watching 2 girls 1 cup, for every moment that makes you feel like you have to puke, eat some ice cream. If you do puke, you must aim into the cup. The winner is the one who can last the entire video with the least amount ice cream/vomit in the cup.
Dude1: I was playing The 2 girls 1 cup game, and i only puked twice.
Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.
Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.
by Dr.Strangelove2 August 11, 2009
1/2 Henry: one half of an eighth of weed--the amount you can buy when you are too broke to buy a quarter of even a full henry
by Captain Can August 09, 2004
When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.
by Traphouse/everything January 31, 2015
1+1=2 because 1+1 ≠3,4,5, etc. Also, if 1+1=2 is indeed true, then 2=2 from the addition of 1+1, such that 2 ≠3,4,5, etc. It can also be determined that 2≠3, and 2≠4, and 2≠5.
1+1=2. Q.E.D.
by Tom.Tom.Tom December 30, 2021
A euphemism for masturbation
Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo
by BabRabbits August 30, 2018