the five v's

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.

The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!

by CubanGroceryBag March 05, 2016

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V-Bucks

A curencey in Fortnite called Vendor-Bucks but only virgins are the ones to buy it giving its nickname Virgin-Bucks. This curencey will lead you to lose your money.

My homie is now on the streets because he wasted all his money on V-Bucks

by Johnny is eating SUGAR! September 18, 2018

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V-Card

Term used to define one's virginity. All virgins have a "V-Card" until they "cash it in" for sex.

Guy 1: Where did Jason go?
Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?

Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?

by Alan King October 19, 2004

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V-Chip

A crazy chip the FCC is making a requirement for all TVs.

It would be wise to figure out how to gain control of your V-Chip before your parents do.

by Kyle112 September 23, 2007

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V-Chip

Idiotic built-in thing on most new TVs for parents to facistly control what you can see on tv. Invented by lame overprotective soccer moms with too much time on their hands.

"Haha! I figured out how to unlock the V-Chip! I can watch MTV now!"

by nashville chik October 02, 2005

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