nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Nonliteral Nobody

Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody

Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody

by ps3eudonym37373737737374 November 24, 2022

Nobody: The Real Meaning

A nobody can simply be defined as Tobias, a medevial physician who stole an adopted-royal's girl. He was so salty, that he called him a nobody.

Person A: You're a nobody
Person B: I'm a Tobias :(
Person A: Nobody: The Real Meaning

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021

Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

nobody does that

Used when someone claims that a set of people do something they generally don’t do or shouldn’t do

Person 1: Some people ride bikes on top of moutains
Person 2: Nobody does that.

by poke309 February 2, 2022

Nobody

Someone that dose not exists.

I'm a Nobody.

by I have no idea of what to do r October 30, 2019

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021