The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.
Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022
by Sebby294 May 15, 2021
Brian: “did you guys cut that joint at 45 degrees?”
Don: “no we can accomplish the same goal as cutting straight down”
Brian: “you all are fucking retarded” *slams truck door, takes of in anger*
Don: “no we can accomplish the same goal as cutting straight down”
Brian: “you all are fucking retarded” *slams truck door, takes of in anger*
by Trainwreck6969 June 19, 2020
*Standing on top of something that shouldn't be stood on*
Guy: Ayeeee check me 45
Guy #2: Stop saying that you are an idiot.
Guy: Ayeeee check me 45
Guy #2: Stop saying that you are an idiot.
by PapDoc45 February 09, 2017
"hey Eddie, how's your Colt 45 fantasy going?" "Pretty good man, I'm trying to give a girl my my herbs n spices"
by Phillyeeyore June 01, 2025